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Digging in the compost

When two males partake in anal sex

Jimmy, He likes Digging in the compost with the best of them!

by JohnyCash12 May 25, 2012

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Compost in her cooch

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.

Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019


Go compost yourself

Ultimate eco-nerd insult, invented by lifeguards in Pittsburgh. Your not worth trash, or recycling, you need to decompose and come back as a plant.

Jared, you forgot to bring the kombucha! Go compost yourself”

by plantlord69 May 26, 2019


Cleveland Compost Heap

The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.

I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.

by TheBird December 18, 2008

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Carbos fructus compost

Scientific name of CHAFP Compost.

Carbos fructus Compost is the best compost.

by Very very bright students September 1, 2022


Composting

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.

ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.

by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023


Turning Compost

The gay equivolent to cutting your mates grass.

Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?

by Composter December 13, 2018