Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

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conanism

Masturbating to Conan O'Brien.

Tony really loves watching Conan, so much that he's always commiting Conanism.

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The Conan

When your job with a television company is broken off and a provision contract states that you can't be on the air for the next 6 months

Props to Conan and TBS for this joke!

You better shut up or you're getting the CONAN! - TBS

conan

Funniest Talk Show Host Ever, except for Johnny Carson, of course.

Man, I stay up until midnight just to watch Conan!

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conan

a fucking legend who will save mankind and will most likely attempt to kill numerous children in any area too

man 1: did you hear about that guy who fit twenty-seven dead babies into a bathtub

man 2: yeah he must have been a Conan

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conan gray

The best youtuber too ever exist
He has a voice of an angel (not that i would know)
Also he sometimes draws and paints his nails
Gender rules? Never heard of her
Also he’s kinda an old grumpy man but in the best way possible

-I REALLY LIKE RICE GUM
-HUNI WTH JUST LISTEN TO CONAN GRAY

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conan gray

a big dummy who is the love of my life

friend: please stop talking about conan gray. i don’t care
me: disrespect my man like that again and i will delete your kneecaps

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