Cooked

To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.

"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"

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cook

One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.

I am so spun off that shit! Give my compliments to the cook!

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cooked

An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)

Example 1-

Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?

Dude: No, what?

Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.

Dude: Are you kidding me?

Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.

Dude: He is fucking cooked.

Example 2-

Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?

Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.

Dude: Man, he is cooking it!

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cooked

A better word for roasted because not everyone lives in 2015 anymore.

That girl just got cooked!

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To Cook

(Dane Cook) - Adj. To fuck with someone beyond psychological repair.

"To cook" - Today at work we cooked Adam so bad he refused to talk to us for an entire week.

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Cooked

Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.

Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow

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Cook

Verb: To engage in producting a form of methamphetamine (see Meth.)

Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!

Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.

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