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When a man is about to cum he pulls and and at the same time projectile diarrhoea’s all over the wall leaving feces and corn dripping down the wall.
“Hey, see that girl over there? I’d definitely Cornwall her”.
“Wow, why would you want to shit all over her walls you goon?”
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A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.
Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!
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County in south west England containing areas such as St Ives, Lizard's point, Lands End and Falmouth. It is very beautiful and attracts many tourists, despite being filled with silly people who say things like "OOO-arrr" and think that they are a nation as opposed to an English Duchy. People here tend to be quite gullable - Cornwall is the only county in the United Kingdom to be represented by a whole slate of LidDem MPs - people here have fallen for the "All things to all men"stance by this single issue (ie anti-war) un patriotic organisation, supported by silly media lefties in the BBC or Channel 4
Cornish man 1:Ooo-arr what ya doin' the day in beauttieful Cornwall?
Cornish man 2: Just chewin' on this stalk of grass to take bits of thon pastie out of my teeth.
Cornish man 1: Wharr! Aren't you goin' to vote for thon yella boys?
Cornish man 1: Arr!
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A county in Britain ridden with inbread habitants due to its small population and fear of the outside world. Its only redeaming point is that there is a river between it and Devon.
Why do i have to live so close to Cornwall?
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a good nickname for a lovely colorful girl who has amazing artistic ability, without being a scenester.
Gabby is so great at photography, she's such a cornwall.
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shitty ass city in new york where you can't walk ten feet without being hustled for money by homeless people that are just trying to get money for drugs and/or alcohol. i used to live there and then i found out my friend got jumped by the BBK (benkard barrio kings)on clinton street... there are nice parts of the town but for the most part it's like growing up in new york city, gangs and violence..once was a nice place however newburgh corrupted this place.
wouldn't let my kids walk the streets alone in cornwall,ny...
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The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.
The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.
The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.
There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.
The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.
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