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the most delicious food that you will ever eat. its addictive quality leaves you craving its chocolate smooth texture forever. it has a dense rich texture of milky chocolate with a thick rich chocolaty frosting with yummy sprinkles. although it is probably on of the most unhealthy things you could possibly ingest, it is completely. worth. it.
Bob: dude, these brownies are so good
10 minutes later
Bob: holy shit im going to puke, im never having a cosmic brownie again.
10 minutes later
Bob: dude those brownies were so good. im getting more.
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The cooler term for Jesus. Christians everywhere will try to beat you if you refer to him as such. Cosmic Jew can walk on water, turn water into wine, disappear and fly. Hes much more unique the the other guys.
At age 6, the Cosmic Jew began questioning if Joesph was his real father. Whenever he asked this question, Joesph would then procede to beat him...Violently.
To escape from this he whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrori if anything he can say this cab is rare
But he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
Cosmic Jew speaking about abortion to one of his followers, "Lol push her down the stairs?"
Stronge Christian: "But Cosmic Jew, Abortion is murder!"
Cosmic Jew: "Stfu."
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A Cosmic Silverback is when you are having sex with a girl and you blow your load on the small of her back while eating a Cosmic brownie
Tom: "I heard that chick was a super freak"
Rick : "I know she made me give her the Ye Ol Cosmic Silverback last night, it was weird but tasted great"
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When the men's cum gets mixed with the woman's cum.
While Christy was sucking Jack's dick, Jack couldn's stand it anymore so Jack fucked Christy & they both cummed at the same time, making a cosmic milkshake as the cums got mixed together.
an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes
Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!
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The healing rays of the sun. Often used to heal Malibu from American Gladiators.
"I took the most excellent hit of my life. Next thing I knew, I was on the beach taking in some cosmic rays gettin healed by mother nature. Takin in a little brewski, holdin on to a beautiful babe. And I'm fine today!" - Malibu from American Gladiators
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