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The group of witches that gather together in shared cubicles to cast evil spells on those who ask them to do any work.
Hey Morty I think I got jock itch from a spell cast by the cubicle coven after I asked Marsha to file the expense report.
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Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.
"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."
Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.
the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid
P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"
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Kickin' fish and taking ass.
Man Dale is really going all in today! He is good at Taswell Covenant.
The trajectory of one's urine when directed onto something belonging to someone else.
My favourite part was the instant I released the piss from my vas deferens and it began the arc of the covenant
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A gathering of Wiccans and/or Pagans
on the internet. Usually carried out thru a chat room, or forum.
Origin of Cyber Coven
Originally Cyber Coven was an EW-Too style Talker (or chat) designed specifically for Wiccans and Pagans.
From 1994-2001
The Cyber Coven met every thursday, and on every sabbat.
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To produce a bowel movement so extreme in its smell that the next person who enters the bathroom into the room will have their face melted off, a-la Raiders of the Lost Ark when the "Arc of the Covenant" was opened.
"Guys, I had a big steak dinner last night along with some onion soup. Now that I've gone and finished my morning coffee I'm gonna go to the bathroom and open the Arc of the Covenant."
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