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Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.

The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

97πŸ‘ 979πŸ‘Ž


The Branch Covidians

A Cult that emerged in 2020 whose ideology is based upon "Covid19 is fake," "Staying Home goes against the Constitution," and "Guns"

The Branch Covidians are having protest against staying home.

by JayyTheOrc April 21, 2020

75πŸ‘ 778πŸ‘Ž


Branch Covidian

Term used by idiot science deniers who weren’t loved enough as children and now have developed a dislike for authority. They claim there’s a conspiracy theory involving the COVID 19 lockdowns and vaccines, meant to keep them down and reign through tyranny. Needless to say; they are big dumb.

Did you hear about those idiots down the street? I heard them unironically use the term β€˜Branch Covidian.’ What morons!

by Track01 September 20, 2022

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Branch Covidian

People who refuse to take the basic precautions to prevent the transmission of a deadly virus, especially the guidelines pertaining to crowed environments and proper distancing; or
someone who refuses to take the basic precautions because they believe their deity will protect them.

80 Branch Covidians were infected, 2 of whom died after they ignored social distancing during a gathering.

by Livid Citizen August 18, 2020

141πŸ‘ 6931πŸ‘Ž


Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.

Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.

by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020

42πŸ‘ 770πŸ‘Ž


Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.

Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!

by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020

34πŸ‘ 890πŸ‘Ž


Covidian

Someone who has contracted the dreaded "Ronas" Corona Virus Covid-19

"Oh shit man, my brother and his wife are Covidians now after catching the Ronas"

by Kermos October 9, 2020