craven cur

-noun
1. Incredibly timid and a massive coward. Emphasis on the superlatives in the previous sentence; this phrase is the pinnacle of all derogatory remarks regarding a person's cowardice.

-verb phrases
1. to be a craven cur: This could replace any insult that would otherwise be considered too obnoxious or inappropriate at the time being. If your friend buys milk instead of orange juice, instead of yelling "you fucking idiot!" at him, you could say "craven cur!"

-noun
John: What have you done!
Jane: Well, I snuck into your house, ambushed your family, and didn't even give them a chance to fight back.
John: Craven cur!

-verb phrases
John: I brought milk home!
Jane: You craven cur! I told you to bring orange juice!

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Craven Morehead

This Ringo was the star drummer for the Beatles

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The Craven Payne

Smashing dirty slews doggy-style while fist pumping with shades on inside.

Man i took that trick home and did the craven payne on her!

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Craven sidebar

Craven describes someone void of any courage. When they call you to a sidebar they are admitting they are scared of their own words or what others will think of them should they confront you in public. Only the guilty are scared of the truth being exposed to the public.

He acts like a bully and uses intimidation and threats at every craven sidebar, but will not have a civil discussion when anyone else is there to witness.

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Wes Craven

Any deviant sexual act done while wearing a Scream mask.

Mat: Dude what did you do last night, the bed is destroyed, there's shit on the wall and there's a chicken without feathers running around?

Josh Lynch: I totally did a Wes Craven on that chick last night!!!

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Craven Cottage

Centre of the world and home to the greatest football team in existence. Found on the river at the corner of Stevenage road and Finlay street. 4 stands: Putney end, riverside stand, Johny Hayes stand, Hammersmith end (H-block). When close by the sound of small teams like QPR and Chelsea being broken and dismembered by the Mighty Whites is clear. There is only one team in Fulham, at the cottage, by the river.

Fulham fan: Take me home, Al Fayed, to the place that i belong, Craven cottage by the river, take me home Al Fayed.

Juventus fan 1: who are we playing again?
Juventus fan 2: some team called fulham.
Juventus fan 1: what was their ground called again.
Juventus fan 2: Craven Cottage I think.

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wes craven

God of horror and the macabre. All other horror directors pale in comparison (See "John Carpenter") to the great Wes. Responsible for some of the greatest contributions to horror cinema past, present, and all the future.

Hey look at who is kissing Wes Craven's ass! Its John Carpenter, the washed-out hack!

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