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When one person piss in your girls ass followed by a nut and let her shit that out
I’m gonna eat my girls Neapolitan Ass Cream tonight
a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.
e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.
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When a girl shits in a cup and adds toppings like nuts, fudge, and a cherry on top.
Girl 1:How would you like an ass cream sundae?
Guy 1:Yes very much please.
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This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo
My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper
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When you put whipped cream on a girls ass crack and then proceed to eat it.
Greg put whipped cream on Amber's ass crack and ate it all! It was an Ass Cream Sandwhich!
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When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.
Oh yeah, my Girlfriend gave me some California Ass Cream two nights ago!
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when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.
I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit
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