Definition 1:
A stupid place no one wants to be where teachers fuck on that side
Where teachers(Mrs Powell)goes on rants about how she believes in ghosts
Where teachers are bitch ass people who we hate except those lucky few
Definition 2:
Where the students are peng tf
The pengest of the pengest
The bitches there crazy and ain’t got chill
Everybody is slowly loosing their mind to insanity
We all fucked
First definition:
‘Hey you stepped in some Crest Academy’
Second definition
‘That girl so peng, she must go to Crest Academy’
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Literally the best part of the New Jersey coast it’s right by wildwood and North wildwood but the difference is that Wildwood Crest isn’t filled with faggots who think that they’re better then everyone like in North Wildwood. Also wildwood is just wack and mega irrelevant
Person 1: yo dude that guy is so radical
Person 2: yeah dude I heard he’s from wildwood crest
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a master mind genius who is a loner that does a lot of heist and has no social life
lester crest: u wanna do a heist
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The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.
Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?
Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
A front-facing tramp stamp. A decorative tattoo, positioned just above the pubic area and below the navel. A Falcon Crest can be a tattoo of any genre (i.e. traditional, tribal, etc.) but, like a tramp stamp is a wide, horizontal design, essentially symmetrical and positioned centered, between the hips.
The term references the TV show "Falcon Crest" which was a popular primetime soap opera from the '80s about a wealthy family in the California wine industry in the mold of Dallas or Dynasty - and may imply that the "above-the-pubes" location is a little "classier" than the tried and true lower back location of the tramp stamp.
On the family's first trip to the beach, Freddy was stunned to to see a prison-grade falcon crest peeking out from the top of his mother-in-law's bikini.
Slang term used to describe the hairstyle known as the fauxhawk.
When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:
1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.
2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.
3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).
4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.
5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.
6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
Black community where nig nogs talk alot of shit but can't back it up, nothing much to do here, and don't worry about police, theyre black
Lets all go to Hazel Crest and hang with mah nig nogs
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