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"I'll call a fucking potato chp whatever the fuck I want to fucking call it you fucking fucker!"
very good Mr.America. since we invented the language I suggest u stfu. Chips, are funnily enough, chips of potato fried and eaten,what u spazzies call 'fries' crisps are what you ignorant yank pricks call potato chips. Have a nice day :)
I think I'll have a bag of fish and CHIPS for dinner tonight
Oh look, a packet of walkers' CRISPS
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The dry, baked look that human skin retains when it has been artificially tanned too many times.
When you get a chicken leg, and part of the skin is dry and brittle and there is no meat, just skin and bone...THAT is crisped
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Stemming from its Greco-Roman origin "cri", which means "absolute greatness", it is used to describe anything that would be considered cool, awesome, hot or really fucking legit.
"Brooks Brothers has the most crisp non-irons."
"This morning she was walking around naked because she couldn't find her thong...it was so crisp."
It can also be used to show acceptance.
Nick: "Alright, everyone's meeting at Pritch and then we're all going out and getting whiskey bent."
Brent: "Crisp."
Armen: "Coach, where did you get all that pitz?"
Sac: "Biscuit Kitchen"
Armen: "Oh alright, crisp."
Abbrev: "C" ex: "I don't know what i was thinking last night, that slag was completely un C."
Alternate pronunciation: "crasp"
French translation: "crepes" ex: "That french smut you hooked me up with last night was pretty crepes."
"Yo when did you say that girl gave you the blumpkin of your life?"
"Last Tuesday, after DJ night."
"Oh that's right, crisp."
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When one doesn’t have a condom and has to use and inside out crisp packet (preferably not chilli flavour)
Damn it I forgot a condom, fancy a crisp...?
Gonna have to be a crisping tonight daring
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1. to pass gas
2. the act of fluffing
That was a stinky crisp George! You'd better go wipe.
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