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1)to be mind f*cked. 2) ones mind being f*cked.
Being talked to by a random male/female in a British accent all night. Then at the end of the night they talk in their normal accent. One would respond to this by, "Dude you just Criss Angeled me."
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Darren Criss is an amazing musician, actor, singer, and songwriter. His most famous role was on Glee portraying Blaine Anderson, but his other credits include American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace as Andrew Cunanan, Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical, (also following A Very Potter Sequel, and A Very Potter Senior Year,) Girl Most Likely, Eastwick, and more to come. He is super talented as he speaks many different languages and he taught himself how to play guitar, drums, piano, and others, and he was classically trained in violin for 15 years. He has many songs and EPs like Human EP, Homework EP, and an EP with a band with him and his brother Chuck Criss, Computer Games.
He is also currently (as of May 2018) engaged to Mia Swier but major Glee fans hate "Miarren" and ships Darren with Chris Colfer. (Crisscolfer)
Friend: "Nobody is perfect."
Me: *proceeds to talk about Darren Criss*
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a member of the band kiss that according to peter, nobody wants to be
nobody wants to be peter criss lois, not even peter criss!
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modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. Has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks...
CrissAngel.com
Criss Angel is awesome.
Check out Criss Angel this summer on A&E!
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one of the greatest illusionists ever (in my opinion)
this man is beautiful,
very talented
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The Troy Criss is a sexual maneuver in which one partner (traditionally the male) dresses in a degrading outfit while their lover places rubber-bands around his genitals. The outfit usually consists of a bottomless rabbit costume and bright red clown shoes. The term is thought to have originated in Ireland. The Irish people, numbed from years of heavy alcohol abuse, suffered from erectile disfunction and overall numbness. Troy Criss was the town drunk/gigolo of Cobh, Ireland. After years of heavy alcohol consumption and sexual desensitization, Criss could no longer function as a sexual man. Frustrated and lustful, Criss demanded that a woman bind his penis and testicles in twine. The woman, aghast at the request, said that she would only do it if Criss hid the top half of his body, and his disgusting feet. Word spread around Ireland, and the Troy Criss was born.
Damn, BITCH! IM TRYNA TROY CRISS TONIGHT!