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Ronaldo= fit, gorge, sexy, delicious, fruity basically anything that discribes good looking & great player
He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.
very fit guy that is great @ playin footy
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To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.
To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.
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Fit, gorge, amazing Portuguese footie player...best of the best. Euro Cup...need I say more? I think not.
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Cristiano Zonaldo is the greatest player of all time
One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.
Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!
Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/
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A nancy-boy football player from portugal, currently enemy #1 in england, cos' of a wink (You know what i mean) soon to be killed by Wayne Rooney
In my opinion that Cristiano Ronaldo is a proper cunt
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A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.
Cristiano Ronaldo take it up the arse.
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