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When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.
I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.
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Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces
Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!
The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
When you take a shit and forget to flush, leaving it to sit and 'stew' for an extended period of time.
Mike's dirty crock pot stained my toilet bowl for a month.
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exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you
Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
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A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.
Man: how was your afghani crock pot?
Man2: it was cooked to perfection.
the best person in the whole wide world they are so nice with dark brown hair and short.
woah crock pot is lookin hella fresh today
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