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1) A person so vile as to be without any redeeming feature.
2) A Vagina
As he smiled and assured the world that he "cared passionately for the people of Iraq" Tony Blair revealed himself as the personification of a fucking cunt.
As the doctor inspected the vibrator lodged inside Mrs Thatcher's vagina, he turned and said "The fuckin' fuckers fucked up that fuckin' cunt's cunt."
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Noun - an offensive word used to decribe someone who is so utterly obnoxious no other word or phrase can accurately paint a mental picture of this person's personality...or lack of it.
A prime example of a cunt is my depressingly poisonous ex-wife:
Her personality is not disimilar to a combination of Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby Brown and Adolf Hitler after consuming copious amounts of acid and alcohol on a week-long bender. She is thick as pig shit, thinks she knows everything yet knows absolutely nothing, loud and oppressive both at home and in public, totally socially inept, bores the fuck out of everyone with her bigoted opininons, pisses off everyone she comes into contact with, loses any friend she makes or any job she gets, acts like a spoilt little brat, whinges about everything, is never happy, completely financially irresponsible, totally useless in every aspect of adult life, has a tantrum if she doesn't get her way, she's mentally unstable, gets horendously pissed and drives round to my house at 2am to scream the neigbourhood down, break into my house and beat me up, gets taken home by police TWICE (the first time accompanied by her large dog), throws knives and full pint glasses at me, smashes up the house, has no sense of self respect, a rude and obnoxious gobshite......i could go on and on indefinitely but rather than waste any more of my life on such a negative and malignant life sucking arsehole i simply refer to her...no..IT..with one simple word - Cunt. The only person in human existance ever to be worthy of such a nasty word.
And i married her.......(see "silly cunt")
Example of the usual phone conversation:
Liz: "whinge whinge moan moan, i 'ate you, i'm gonna ruin your life, blah blah blah, av got nuffin!, av got no'won! it's m'yome!...*more depressing whinging and moaning*" (goes on for hours)....
Me: "Fuck off Liz, you're a cunt" (phone slammed down)
(Repeat at least 3 times in an evening)
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This is a really versatile word which can be used in at least three different ways although there are probably more:
1. An informal name for the vagina, also known as snatch, pussy, fanny, twat and a less complimentary form stench trench. What is quite interesting is that the word was in common use during the Middle Ages and was not perceived to be offensive and was the name given to a number of streets in various British towns. E.g. Parsons Street in Banbury Oxfordshire was once called Gropecunt Lane; could there be a connection in the name change?
2. A derogatory name for a person you intensely dislike.
3. Possibly the commonest used is as an acronym standing variously for
a. Computer User Non-Technical (someone who is a total fuck up when they try to use a computer);
b. Completely Useless Non-Thinker (someone who is a brain dead motherfucker);
c. Cannot Understand New Technology (someone who is a combination of a and b);
d. Cannot Utilise Normal Thinking (someone who is eccentric, but not in a good way);
1 Have you seen the cunt on that, it could swallow an elephant;
2 and 3 Whatever way you look at it, that Heale Malcolm is a complete cunt;
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an incurably shitty person
k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? what a fucking cunt he is!
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Australian term of offence and or respect, depending on the combined inter-relationships between the participants, obects, context, location, intention and tone.
"I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt" - TISM 1988
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There are a number of different ways in which this word can be used, besides being an informal name for female genitalia*, it can be used in at least two other ways:
1) A derogatory name for a person you intensely dislike;
2) As an acronym standing variously for Computer User Non-Technical, Cannot Understand New Technology, Cannot Utilise Normal Thinking.
No doubt there are others as well, but those mentioned here all share a common theme in that the person described is a bit of a twat.
*For some reason this is now perceived to be offensive, but during the Middle Ages in Britain it was a word in common use indeed, it still remains in some street names e.g. Gropecunt Lane.
"Malcolm's ballsed up his computer again and doesn't know why."
"He really is a cunt!"
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