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Dankness

a measurement of how dank a meme is.

Damn, that was an illegal amount of dankness in that sanic meme

by The shreky meme master October 17, 2017

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


danked

1. To expose yourself as a moron while trying to do exactly the opposite.

2. To blindly agree, as if you're the original author.

From the WoW forums, a character named Danks posted on the controversial new Honor System in pvp, "Good Job Blizzard!!! Honor System rocks!!! Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles."

There was an immediate reply of "Yes I agree. PVP action is key."

However, the 2nd post was also posted by Danks. He forgot to relog to an alt.

Person 1: "Where can I buy a good computer?"

Person 1: "Try Person 1's computer store!"

Person 2: Why are you answering your own post? /danked

by Vuelhering April 21, 2005

72πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


danked

To get caught keeping up interest in a thread by replying to your original post, with intention of using an alternative identity or account, but forgetting to log out of the original account, thus replying to your own post, but writing seemingly as a different person.

So named after the user Danks on a World of Warcraft discussion forum, in which the user replied to their own original post, but as a different person.

POST #1
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles. Just increase the Horde guards levels a bit and this game will be about perfect!!!


POST #2
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Yes I agree. PVP action is key.

by grobelaar April 25, 2005

46πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


dankitty dank dank dank

A nug of the finest dank that produces aromas of fruit loops, mahogany, asparagus, and sweet cream. The experience is such a mellow, chill, and relaxing high it can only be described as the Dankitty dank dank dank.

This bud is the dankitty dank dank dank. I think I see the mimebasher.

by Tom Clifford January 21, 2008

26πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dank

Fuckwits think this means β€˜of high quality’; in fact what it means unpleasantly damp, cold, musty smelly and thoroughly nasty, a bit like the wankers who think it means high quality.

β€œYou think your girlfriend is dank? Shit! Has she seen a doctor?”

by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

857πŸ‘ 426πŸ‘Ž


Danking

Danking is the act of inhaling vapor from illicit street carts (cartridges) that contain THC or synthetic THC.Illicit drug manufacturers take THC or Synthetic THC concentrates, cut them with questionable substances, fill the carts and sell them on the black market.

Danking is causing people to become ill.

by Thov September 10, 2019

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Danking

Danking is a combination of planking and dabbing. To perform a dank, lay down on your stomach on a surface preferably above ground level, and dab.

β€œyo, wanna go danking in the bathroom?”
β€œsure, dude. I’ll meet you at 9.”

by yaboifilip June 21, 2018

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž