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darwinning

'Winning' in a Darwinistic fashion, or on a Darwinistic path. i.e. When you see a really stupid person have something bad happen to them brought on by their own stupidity, Darwin is Winning, and it is a darwinning occurrence.

"Hahah, that lady was talking on her cell phone and tripped and fell into the fountain in the mall where she worked!"

"That's totally darwinning. What a moron!"

by laeiryn October 14, 2011


Darwining

When you drive around and throw copies of The Origin of Species at Mormons.

"Bro we're gonna go darwining later, you down?"
"Sure, I have 50 copies of The Origins of Species just laying around I have nothing to do with."
"Word"

by Psmalls December 1, 2013


darwins

Slang for an excessive amount of money, coming from the picture of darwin on a five pound note hence the expression. As used by indicision cru.

Dude 1: You wanna go to Reading festival?
Dude 2: Yeah man but it cost bare darwins!!would be awesome though, line up looks good.
Dude 1: true dat man,

by Dougi-E March 19, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


darwinism

A pejorative term used by proponents of creationistic intelligent design in an attempt to undermine modern evolution.

Often used to refer to things far outside the purview of Darwin's theory of evolution, which relied solely on natural selection as the mechanism for change.

Darwinism can't explain the bacterial flagellum, but intelligent design can!

by creationisticintelligentdesign April 11, 2008

70๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darwins

A colloquial term for ยฃ10 notes that stems from Charles Darwin being on the back of ยฃ10 note.

The beers are on me!Ben- Shawn has so many darwins!

by jmanj May 7, 2014

13๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darwins

A black male who enjoys food. Like REALLY enjoys food. Shits way too much because he has diarrhea. Due to this disorder he clogs the toilet way too much which leads to angry housekeeping at Neptune 157. His hair looks like the curly pasta noodles and you can tell he does not ever run. He loves his cookies and tacos. Leads his own church choir every Sunday. Denies that he has any relationship to the cookie monster. He loves the movie Frozen as he loves fairy princesses.

Did you see that boy eat? He is truly a Darwins.

by fartman124 October 5, 2018


Darwinism

Darwinsm is a religion. Darwinists believe that everyone has 9 lives like a cat. Charles Darwin is the religious leader but he is not a god. Because he only lost one of his 9 lives, he is not dead, but living under water. The holy food of Darwinsm is butter. Darwinists eat at least 2 oz. of butter per meal and eat 5 meals per day. Eating butter is their way to connect to Charles Darwin. They also go to Costco at least once a week and they go to every sample twice. The biggest holiday is on the 4th of July and all Darwinists compete in the hot dog eating contest. Followers of Darwinsm also must go to a fancy pie restaurant on this holiday and when a waiter/waitress asks them if they would care for a slice of pie, they yell their motto, "WE DONT TAKE JUST ONE SLICE OF PIE, WE TAKE THE WHOOLLEEE THING!" Darwinists are fat merlin atheist cats.

Do u practice darwinism?

by savso78 April 22, 2011

45๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž