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No longer living; non existent.
(of an emotion) no longer felt; ended; extinguished.
For some people love turns to hate, those are the ones who seek to destroy the other. For others, it much much worse, you become dead to them...non existent. They never think or concern themselves with you anymore, all of the emotions they once felt are now completely dead. Every memory they had of time shared with you is...erased, to make room for new better, more positive, lasting memories to replace.
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No whining or bitching. Because you can't. You are dead.
You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, dead boy.
And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're dead too.
Welcome to deadity.
In your first and final venture into deadness, you may notice how the weather is neither hot nor cold, and how there are no rainy days or sunny days. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "weather" does not exist. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your dead state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your living days are conspicuously non-existent.
Remember how, when you were alive, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except without the television. And without the day and night. And without time.
Perhaps you have noticed a light shining in the distance. Please do not approach it. In the past countless dead like yourself have fooled themselves into believing it was the gate to heaven, or possibly an angel, or even God. However, it is none of the above. It's my cell phone blinking. I have mail. You don't though. Because you're dead.
Courtesy of Uncyclopedia. Dead.
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The state you're in after deciding to give up living on this shitty planet ( Walk towards the light)
Me: So what happened to the maths teacher?
RandomGuy1: Don't worry we won't be seeing him again
Me: Uhhhhh? what do you mean?
RandomGuy2: What he(RandomGuy1) means is that he(HatedMathsTeacher) be dead.
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If u are dead, Logan Paul will find ur body and make a video laughing at u! Sounds like fun!
Dead is not alive. It is not sick or unhealthy. Dead is dead. The dead victim does not breathe or move but lie in the ground until it is a skeleton and will never see the sky again. Dead for evermore.
(Do not confuse, say, a dead dog with a sick one. Vet expenses are very costly).
'Is the dog sick, Miss?'
'No, Conor, it's dead.'
1. When you're friend drinks way too much blacks, and then passes out.
He's dead
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