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An excellent time of year where the snow is beautiful, the weather is cold, and the closer you get to the end of the month the more your birthday sucks.
If your birthday is very close to Christmas, it is okay to hate your birthday.
I and four other people in my family have birthdays in December, all around Christmas. I hate my birthday.
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In relation to the month of Decembeard, and in preperation for the month of Manuary is when Decembeer occurs. For every day of the month of Decembeer, you must consume the number of beers that coincide with the day it is. Is used for the intense physical training of "partying hard", the army, olympics, and/or the phenomena of "2012". On the 24th of Decembeer, you must participate in a case race with other participants of Decembeer. On the 25th day to the 30th, you must rest for the big event of New Beers Eve and Manuary.
Andrew: "Hey Iain, what are you doing tonight?"
Iain: "Well Andrew, its Decembeer 12th, I am consuming 12 beers."
Emily: "Im feeling fat, and sassy."
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Grab titty December. Grab a girls tits and get away with it because it’s grab titty december.
Man: *grabs girls tits*
Girl: “omg I’m going to call the cops”
Guy: “actually it’s grab titty December”
Girl: “aw shit, Nevermind then”
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Dick Pic December
Send A Dick Pic To Someone In December
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1) The month when you jerk like fuck and nut all over the walls and floor and even in the family dog to make up for November.
2) The month when Christmas is celebrated.
"I can't wait to nut in December."
"It's December, let's put up the Christmas decorations"
December, national Christian Minecraft server month because Christ was born and Minecraft is for high class gamers so play Minecraft everyday on December
DECEMBER IS THE BEST! TIME TO PLAY MINECRAFT!
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