Devil Dick December(3D)-The aftermath of #No nut november
You haven't came in a whole month, your feeling, you come home, lock your bedroom door and wank SOOOOOOO hard you feel like your dick will fall off
3N is over, it's time for #3D to take over, I can feel my dick throbbing from idling DEVIL DICK DECEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To cling onto power and to sacrafice your morals for it. To Suck The Devil's Dick, is to get on you knees and beg.
"Bro you hear Jordon Peterson is Sucking The Devil's Dick?!?"
"Yea! I was watching Owen Benjamin last night and it opened my eyes"
Satan, Hedonism, Humour, Sucking The Devil's Dick
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-The wedding tackle or schmeckle of a C-Rex.
-Where a C-Rex makes up for his short little arms.
-lengthy “go go gadget dick” woman pleaser unlike no others before it.
Selena Gomez: “Wow, did you see the Devil dick(s) on those fellas...?”
Kim K: “yeah, bet they’re gfs haven’t been able to walk a straight line since the end of the first date”
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When you dip your cigarette butt in some Cocaine.
“Bro let me get a cigarette I’m about to dip it in this coke. Yeah no problem bro kissing the devil’s dick is my shit!!
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Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!
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Redder than the devils dick refers to the ultimate form of being stoned. To where your eyes turn so red the devil gets jealous of the shade of red on your eyes
Yo I bro are you stoned?
How'd ya tell?
Your eyes are redder than the devils dick!
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A person who is temporarily possessed by a demonic spirit which causes them to draw penises, in various states of erectness, on whatever canvas may be available at the time; ie. dusty cars, computer screens, windows, etc.
Dammit! Look at the giant penis on my car window. The dick devil is at it again.