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A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.
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When your finger smell like dick and smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after rubbing Adam’s stinky dick. We called her dick fingers because her fingers smelt like smegma.
Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
When I Guy dose not wash his hands after touching his penis (from using the restroom or masturbating)
Boys should always wash your hands after touching yourself because they could have dick fingers
The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.
Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.
When you usually get your nails done and the one time you don’t you have Dick Fingers
Now that my fake nails fell off it looks like I have Dick Fingers
Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.
"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."