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When a single woman or single gay man heads out looking for a hook-up, at a local bar.
Brigitte : Hey why is Tanya gettin all dressed up?
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”
When a guy sticks his dick in a woman on her period.
Girl: What's that smell?
guy: *Pulls out*
girl: You have a fish dick.
When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture
You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!
Something you have the urge to scream when your family says they're making fish sticks for dinner
Mom: We're having fish sticks for dinner!
Son: DICK FISH-
(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.