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A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works
Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.
Some fool cut me off in my car. Lucky for me I was prepared, so I brought out the Polish Diplomat and showed that fool what time it was!
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Gum used to freshen breath before an important meeting or social engagement. Coined by Captain Bruce Ripley on the show Outer Space Astronauts.
The meeting with the visiting ambassadors is about to start. It's time to don our diplomatic hats and bring some diplomatic gum for everyone.
a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.
Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.
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The act of forcing a person into vaginal or anal intercourse but by shoving both balls inside the unwilling victim as well as the shaft -the crime receives universal immunity from prosecution. While normally a punishable act, if you get the "triple threat" inside, no legal entity can seek prosecution. This proves that either the victim wanted it and allowed it to happen or the perpetrator was just too damned determined not to get caught.
Mark: "Did Joel force that girl to have sex with him? That is a serious crime."
Scott: "Yeah, but he got the dick AND balls inside so he earned Diplomatic Immunity. There is nothing the law can do to him now."
Mark: "That lucky bastard"
Judge: "You are a sick individual and I sentence you to 25 yea....."
Lawyer: "Your honor, It seems my client also shoved in the balls as well during the act."
Judge: "Diplomatic Immunity?"
Lawyer: "Yes, your honor, it seems that way"
Judge: *pauses* "Well, that is a totally different story then. Case dismissed. And furthermore I sentence the plaintiff to 30 days in jail for wasting the court's time"
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"PRESENT DAY DEFINITION".....One who is generally dishonest, deceitful, vengeful, able to lie to achieve personal gain. To cover up facts and distort the truth to achieve a selfish objective.
The lawyer was very diplomatic in presenting the case to the jury, resulting in an acquittal.
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Magic The Gathering card Game.
Diplomatic Immunity is an Enchant Creature card for 1U that states: Enchanted creature cant be the target of spells or abilities.
Diplomatic Immunity cant be the target of spells or abilities.
Willie casted Diplomatic Immunity on his creature. His opponent could not kill it by targeting the creature or enchantment, so after many turns of being attacked Willies opponent lossed the game.
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