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being caught in the act of masterbation.
I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.
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combination of disaster and masterbate.
1.verb - (getting off on) mindless pointless destruction.
Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)
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When your wank turns into a disaster for whatever reason.
Someone walks in on you.
You ran out of tissues.
Your laptop freezes half-way through video.
etc.
Guy 1- (wanking)
Guy 2- (walks in) " Ewww! "
Guy 1- (goes red)
Guy 2- (walks out)
DISASTERBATION
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The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)
Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
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When a colossal disaster strikes, and you use it as an excuse to flex on social media.
It's so sad how the Cathedral of Notre Dame is burning down; here's a photo of me in Paris last month
Stop with the disasterbation.
making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually
the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure