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When you have been standing or walking for the majority of the day, and you legs, feet, and knees are very tired and ache like a mother fucker.
"Works been so fuckin busy lately I have been getting the Disneyland Legs."
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When someone gets off a water ride at Disneyland and smells like wet mildew or when someone just smells at Disneyland.
She over here smelling like Disneyland ass n shit. Prolly just got off dat fuckin splash mountain ride.
Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.
Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
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The extra mark-up on Disneyland (and other) products that change an expensive but reasonable ass-raping purchase to an insulting and humiliating ass-raping purchase. Excessive profiteering that ultimately results in the loss of the sale.
I was willing to bend over to buy the Indiana Jones Hat, but the bastards added the Disneyland Inch. I couldn't justify getting ass-raped that extra inch, so I didn't buy it.
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(noun); Motorised mobility chair most commonly used by greedy middle class honkeys to extort sympathy from honkey park owners in order to accelerate their fat family's ascent through lines for rides.
'Dude, I was waiting in line for Space Mountain and some fat bitch and her fat family cut the line with a Disneyland Dragster! I was pissed, dude.'
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A symptom of going disneyland. Visitors to disneyland will get disneyland hands by the end of the day. The term is a reference for the layer of dirt and filth that has gathered on your hands from resting your own hands on railings, trees, ride harnesses, and small children. Your hands will require at least three solid washings to remove symptoms of disneyland hands. Keep hands away from eyes and mouth while at disneyland.
After a long stay at disneyland, I was afraid to touch my family with my disneyland hands for fear that they would catch an infectious disease.
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Going into rehab? Going into a psychiatric hospital?
To avoid stigma tell your family or friends you're going to disneyland!
I haven't been feeling well so to cheer myself up I'm going to disneyland.
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