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Douche Canoe

somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe

^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe

by adamINTHEVAN July 14, 2011

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Douche Canoe

Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.

"Man I cant stand that do0d. He's such a bitch."
"Hell yeah he's a douche canoe for sure"

by theDunson January 26, 2019

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Douche Canoe

-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)

-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.

-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe

Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)

Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."

by IceKold88 December 11, 2009

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Douche Canoe

Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.

Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe...

Dont be such a Douche canoe

by Boosh.Jgc April 30, 2010

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douche canoe

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

by cmz II January 7, 2008

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Douche Canoe

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.

1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.

by Stigmata. September 24, 2006

36๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Canoe

Someone who exceeds all other douche bags and dumb fucks. They play music on yahoo chat to "punish" other chatters even though they can easily ignore them. They attempt to be smart but fail every single fucking time.

They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.

Rick aka potluck aka nonyabiz aka i am karma aka dumbfuck who needs to fall in a hole

Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.

by Mi2chatter October 31, 2010

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