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A man where you are not quite sure if he is a douchbag or not.
He's such a slippery douchbag. He's nice, but his actions sometimes...
Someone who hits on you after his date goes to the bathroom.
That Sir Douchbag asked me to add him on Snapchat while his date was in the bathroom.
a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)
Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay
John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time
normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads
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a gay guy or some who stick a douch up their ass and fuck themselves with it wih oil or a liqud substance and stickes it in their ass
james bond is a Fudge packin douchbag
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A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked
Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!
Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!
You: how did i find this?
When a human says something a douchbag would
‘I love lifting the max at the gym’
‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’