cat driving a bus

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.

Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.

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Cat Driving a Bus

A frantic or silly act

That guy needs to relax, he looks like a cat driving a bus

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driving the bus

having sexual intercourse.

Hold on, Baby...I'm driving the bus NOW!

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Cat driving a bus

used to describe sudden and radical decisions.

-He changed the meeting time from 5:00 to 12:00 and now to 7:00
D@mn!! It's like a Cat driving a bus!

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Cat Driving a Bus

A fuzzy cat that drives a bus..

Dude I totally saw a "Cat Driving a bus."

IM DRIVING A BUS MEOOOOWOWWW!!!!NYAAAAA! *CRASH*

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Whatever drives your bus

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.

Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.

driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.

Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

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