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When hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. You then close the hatches and run the turbine. The rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil.
The only way to clean up this leak is to run the Danish Dryer.
A device used to dry a NASCAR or another Motorsports race track. Also Juan Pablo Montoya’s meetup place where shit gets heated.
Tom: is the NASCAR race on
Pat: no the jet dryers are out, it stopped raining
A person who clings to someone or something like a dryer sheet does to clothes fresh out of the dryer. These people are normally new somewhere and are trying to make friends or are younger kids.
Sally: This kid keeps following me around all day, he wont leave me alone.
Billy: That kids a real dryer sheet
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during the act of 69ing your partner, you expel gas from your anus into their hair.
I've shampooed my hair six times and still cant get the smell out from when Mike gave me a blow dryer.
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The act of queefing in a persons face as they go down on a girl.
I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a Hair Dryer.
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The Act of Farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad
"Dude she was licking my ass and I so gave her a hair dryer!"
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Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.
May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.
Gawd, look at all this red dryer poop....where the heck is my other red sock!?
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!
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