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What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch.
When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".
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a person who looks so charismatic and put together but deep inside is actually stressing out. Just like a duck, looks so calm on the surface but if you look underwater they’re struggling to stay afloat.
first seen on a shane dawson conspiracy video early 2019
“when you see ducks, they’re so serene and so calm and they look like they don’t have a care in the world. They’re floating around and just trying to follow the crowd. but if you look just beneath the surface their legs are moving fast, they’re just trying to stay on the water, they’re panicking they can’t have your building they can’t pay for their houses, they spend all their money on gucci, the IRS is gonna come and they’re so desperate. So what do they do *fire starting noise*”
person 1: i’m sure a duck started the woolsey wildfire.
person 2: yeah me too, probably just did it for the insurance money
person 3: bet you $10 it’s paris hilton
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What the iPhone autocorrects "fuck" to, when never do you ever actually mean to type "duck".
Guy texting: "baby, I'm going to duck the shit out of you later."
Girl texting: "please tell me you mean fuck...?"
Guy texting: "ugh, yes. Ducking Siri."
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Either a duck like an animal or either when you have to bend down suddenly.
"Duck! It's a Duck"
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Ducks, other known as as vile, terrifying despicable creatures that walk the earth to simply terrify. You try to like feed their ducklings and they're all like "Nah mate, I'll fucking swoop yo' ass"
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!
Me: Aw look, some cute ducklings, let's feed them!
Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT
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When your friend is a scum and won't drive you home after sneaking out.
Loud boy #1: Damn dude please drive me back I don't want to get grounded.
Stoned Kid #1: Dude whatever.
Loud boy #1: We just got ducked on by this shmuck.