ejectile dysfunction

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

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hairectile dysfunction

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

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Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

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erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

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Dysfunction Junction

One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.

I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.

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Lysosomal Dysfunctation

A made up word that you tell your friends is the answer to any Biology question. If your friends are dumb enough they will answer the question with that answer, in turn making the teacher think they are completely retarded

Mehow - "Hey Steve whats the answer to #11"
Steve - "Its Lysosomal Dysfunctation"
Mehow - "Thanks man"

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Projectile dysfunction

When you're playing darts but your shots won't stick on the board.

I was at the bar last night but it didn't work out well, I had projectile dysfunction.

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