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It's all about killing Jesus and eating chocolate.
What's not to love?
Person 1 - It's easter time again
Person 2 - Yeehaa! Time to break out the cross and get fat!
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The guy that gets drunk and bangs Allison every weekend. She was nice but he helped turn her into the biggest bitch ever. He is the manwhore af all manwhores.
-I banged Allison last night.
-Dang...you are such an Easter.
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The Sexy BEAST that gets girls everyday and never stops on anything unless he accomplishes it he is the reason girls Break up with there Boyfriends. He/Shenis The Definition Of Great , Sexy , And Power The All Great God Easter
Boyfriend: Fuck he having Sex With my Girl
Dude: Beat his ass
Boyfriend: I Cant
Dude: Why?
Boyfriend: Because....
Boyfriend: Its Easter
Dude: Fuck Dont Mess with Him
Dude: He Bad News
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A day where usually little kids will wake up, and hunt for Easter eggs. Usually, the eggs have some candy in it. It is believed that the "Easter bunny" will come to your house at night while your asleep, and scatter Easter eggs around your house. However, when kids become older, they will realize that the Easter bunny isn't real.
April. 16, is Easter!! Time to eat some candy!
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A word for describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.
Wow what an easter i bet he can lift more weight than words he can spell.
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A DEVILISH HOLIDAY MADE TO MURDER INNOCENT EGGS BY PLAYING MANY GAMES, FOR EXAMPLE THERES A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA FIND THE EGGS HIDDENT BY EVIL AND HEARTLESS MONSTERS AND THEN EAT THEM (if they are chocolate eggs). AND THERES ALSO A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA HOLD AN EGG WITH YOUR SPOON SO IT DOESN'T CRACK AND DIE, YES PEOPLE, DIE.
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"Hey? Where'd the Body Go?" Day.
Not to be confused with Dead Guy on a Stick Day (aka Good Friday).
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