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The act of punching someone in the face, making their nose bleed, after ejaculating in their mouth. The blood and semen should mix together to look like the dessert.
Sarah & I made an Eaton Mess last night.
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Sarah gave me head then I Eaton Messed her!
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A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.
Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*
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Is full of communists and drug rings.
Also known as:
Eaton Communist College,
Eaton Criminal College,
Eaton Correctional College,
Eaton Community College,
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Imagine like rubbing hand sanitizer on a cut, it’s like that.
The Dorris-Eaton School just is.
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V.R. Eaton high school is full of rich ass hill billy racists who say the n-word too often and kids who are too privileged for their own good. Many vape in the stalls during their break with their headass mango juul pods. Only ten percent of the those attending are fine, the rest are fugly mofos. This high school’s footballs sucks ass but at least it doesn’t cheat like Nelson and their hill billy mofos taking illegal substances for boosts (laugh emoji)
“Yo, you go to V.R. Eaton High School?”
“Damn you must be hill billy white and fugly.”
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The act of placing the anus near a partner's face or body, and then proceeding to defecate diarrhea over said participant for sexual stimulation. This may be enhanced by varying the diet of the chocolate shower giver to ensure a good spread of faeces rather than a concentrated lump
Mac - "Gee, I'd wanna try something different tonight, do you fancy giving me an Eaton Bray Hot Chocolate Shower"
Dutch - "Would love to, had chilli last night and I need to bust my gut somewhere - may as well be into your face"
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