1G: The best car ever built for the people who know.
2G: Crankwalk, not good. Use the 6 bolt from the 1G.
3G: Hated it.
4G: Looks great, and good power.
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-A car that Mitsubishi designed to ruin the racing industry. Unless it does not have 3 letters after the word Eclipse, it is a waste of plastic!
-Usually the car in the parking lot with the unpainted body kit and wing that taps street lights as it goes by.
"Hey Mike I just hooked my car up with the new SLP intake..."
"Really, I just got put an Eclipse sticker on my windsheild just in case someone cant guess what it is!"
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eclipse is literally the best fucking kpop group in history they literally make the bets music ive ever heard plus they outsold ya faves stay mad bozo
A. What group do you stan?
B. I stan BTS, Blackpink, kaac-
A. LMAOOOOO SHUT UPPP WHY U STANNING FLOPSSS GIRLL STAN ECLIPSE, LIETRALLY THE BEST
B. OMG REALLY?!?!?
Street name for the psychedelic research drug, 2C-E.
Bro, I swallowed 25mg of eclipse last night and reached enlightenment.
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1g-fast as hell (see john shepherd)
2g-looks good as hell,but crankwalk is a mother
3g-ugly and slow.... go figure
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When a girls boobs are so big, they leave a shadow on her stomach.
Guy: Her boobs are huge! Whats her bra size?
Me: It's an Eclipse! Probably a D.
Guy: :D
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