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A mental condition coined after the mood of A. A. Milne.
This condition is characterized by its constant gloomy gus symptoms including:
*A contant feeling of doom
* a downward depression or saddness
*the ability to find more depressing thing inside of depressing or bad things.
*the ability to walk in a raincloud (mood-wise) even on a happy sunny day.
*The feeling being broken.
*a true gloomy gus.
*a constant feeling giving up in any circumstances.
Despite that above being content. Even gladness in that depression. As if the depression brings joy in a strange paradox
Note: not to be confused with emo.
Jacob suffers from eeyore syndrome and forever he'll be a down bringer of our group.
Occurs when a woman's titties droop down to the ground and point outwards. Not unlike Eeyores ears from Winnie the Pooh. They appear sad and unwanted.
Damn that bitch had Eeyore titties.
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Suck A Dick Eeyore: when someone is too sad or exhausted to go through with a sexual favor, but goes through with it anyways.
He cornered me outside and gave me the SAD Eeyore.
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The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.
She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?
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(verb) to speak, act or behave in a pessimistic, gloomy, or disconsolate fashion. First coined by Cinema Therapy on YouTube.
In the first Twilight movie, Edward Cullen does consistently Eeyore his way through the script, mumbling many of his lines without showing much emotion.
Guy 1:"Hey, wanna go to a eeyore party tonight?"
Guy 2:"Probably, what's that?"
Guy 1:"Look it up on the internet."
Something Eeyore would say. Something depressing, pessimistic, and completely anti-Tiggerish.
He utters an Eeyorism every five seconds. I seriously think he could benefit from a double dose of Prozac, laced with Red Bull.