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To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.
I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.
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Adj. Describing somebody who looks like they have just masturbated/ejaculated
"Alex, you look very ejaculant, today!"
"Yeah, I was just jerking off."
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(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.
Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.
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An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.
Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.
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seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)
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a) to utter something rapidly
b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation
Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)
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Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.
"Can you please ejaculate the CD?"
"Do you mean eject?"
"Yes, you're right."
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