Gastric

To light a fart.

Hey, everyone! Come check out this brand new gastric!

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Bleach

A hole in the great wall of China.

Rook out! We have a bleach!

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Cormorants

Exclamation at having discovered extra insects.

Bug Catcher: 'scuse me, have you seen any bugs around here?
Passerby: Have you tried looking under that pile of discarded sandwiches?
Bug Catcher: Cormorants!

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Ejaculate

(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.

Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.

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