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ejaculant

Adj. Describing somebody who looks like they have just masturbated/ejaculated

"Alex, you look very ejaculant, today!"

"Yeah, I was just jerking off."

by Kurt Cobain's GF May 13, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ejaculate

(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.

Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.

by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010

69๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


ejaculate

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

by nilpferd July 19, 2003

361๐Ÿ‘ 278๐Ÿ‘Ž


ejaculate

seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

275๐Ÿ‘ 211๐Ÿ‘Ž


ejaculate

a) to utter something rapidly

b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation

Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)

by Tha JermiTT! June 27, 2004

240๐Ÿ‘ 192๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ejaculate

Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.

"Can you please ejaculate the CD?"

"Do you mean eject?"

"Yes, you're right."

by The dead sea May 19, 2016

30๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


ejaculation

eruption of jizz/cum/semen/sperm/manjuice/milk

i had a very large ejaculation once she finished off the bj with a two handed wank.

by hitler July 8, 2003

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