eleven

eleven is the most cumshots I've had jacking off.

Oh WOW! I did an eleven again!

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eleven

what one of the spinal tap amplifiers can go up to.

'wouldn't eleven be the same as ten but its just that they've added an extra notch?"

"but this goes up to eleven!"

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eleven

a bad bitch who should dump mike and date max.
El: I dump your ass
*two days later*
El: "fucking max while her dad scream at the top of his lungs "THREE INCHES OPENNN"*

Eleven you go girl c;

elevenitis

Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.

"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."

"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"

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eleven

the number after ten that comes before twelve; my favorite number; my lucky number

eleven is the greatest number of all

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eleven

By default, the highest rating on a ten point scale.

"On a ten point scale I'd give that performance an eleven Lenny!"
"How fucking original Bob."

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The Eleven

When a women sucks your dick and when you cum in her mouth, you pull her head upside down so that your sperm come out of her nose, shaping the number eleven.

-Hey Eric, i just performed the Eleven on Agnes last night!

-Me too, mine eleven was a little wierd, looked like a twelve.

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