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When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.
I gave my ball and chain and Dirty Elyssa last light.
Elyssa is a very kind person who cares a lot about her friends. She is quite social but anti-social around new people at the same time. She is an overthinker but is always there when her friends need her and will listen to all your problems and help you through them. Make sure you find yourself an elyssa.
"wow she looks nice"
"She must be an elyssa (gangan)"
The most thoughtful person you’ll ever meet and their kindness is immeasurable
Is your name Elyssa? Because you sure are kind
Elyssa is a short lesbian Asian. She also has large boobs. Though she doesn’t show them off she won’t hesitate to say her favorite catch phrase “penis queef.” She is also racist.
“OMG I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY PENIS QUEEF IN MY CLOSET”
it was the curse of Elyssa.
ketpet. elyssa never shuts up, but that’s also why everyone loves her. she has a crippling nicotine addiction, can never take her anywhere without a vape or snus. she has adhd, she is delulu but also straight forward and will not take shit from no one. you need an elyssa in ur life.
Elyssa’s favourite hobby is to share peoples vapes - “watch your vape; Elyssa is coming”
A girl who thinks she's 'all that'
the CREATOR of drama.
Pretty with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Never single but every guy she dates is never all in to the relationship.
She's got money though, and good looks.
If you meet an Elyssa, don't get to attached.
She'll be there for you but if you do something that makes her look bad... SHE'S A BITCH!!!
Girl 1: Elyssa told everyone about me cutting myself. Now everyone looks at me sadly.
Girl 2: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BAD NEWS!!
Fantastic. love her. wow. great. gamers say pog she say dog.