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They are connected to the tech extremists mafia and their goal is to harm rare fishes, destroy Mongolians and abduct uncles less than 6ft.
Listen to "Do U Bleed At All" by Luca Maxim to induce adrenaline and gain 10xp Mongolian throat singing ability and wipe the Zara Employees
A group of people working with the tech extremists to steal and harm rare fish, kidnap uncles under 6 foot to work in the deserts of Uzbekistan and steal Mongolian fishing boots. The only way to defeat them is the mongol army, Mongolian throat singing and sending uncles over 6 foot to fight them.
Person one: HELP! I’m under attack by tech extremists and Zara employees
Person two: Don’t worry, I’m sending 3 uncles to your location
someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time
look at that employee of the month. what a dork!
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Boy employee is the antithesis of girlboss. A man that has no obvious purpose, just floats around and has no original ideas.
“Oh my god that girl is such a girlboss!” “meanwhile look at that boyfriend, he’s giving boy employee”
A collection of people too dumb, bald, lazy, handicapped, fat, black or old to get a job in corporate America.
The last refuge for dumb liberals.
That lady that looks like she crawled out of a barell of nuclear waste ... the one that takes three smoke breaks an hour ... she's been eating ho hos all day ... the one who speaks ebonically ... yeah, her, the fat one with tattoos on her neck ... she's one of those typical government employees
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The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.
Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.
Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
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A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
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