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Expletive event horizon

1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.

2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.

1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."

2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."

by Saluriel May 30, 2010

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Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon

The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.

"Did you see that political ad? It's WAY past The Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon."

by InThane May 12, 2010

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Event horizon

During the final moments before cumming, there is a point in time, that when crossed, there is nothing that could save you from not cumming.

You know that bitch, Sasha Fox, she gave me the event horizon

by Marko1337 December 28, 2016


Event Horizon

Thick hair around the anus or vagina.

Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!

by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010


Tallarico Event Horizon

When an individual lies or grossly exaggerates so often that it becomes difficult to determine whether what they're saying is true, a joke, or utterly false.

Originally coined by the YouTuber hbomberguy in his video "ROBLOX_OOF.mp3" while discussing the alleged lies of American video game music composer Tommy Tallarico.

"Jonathon's lies have been so profuse that his claim to have met the President with a picture of him posing Infront of a wax statue has crossed the Tallarico Event Horizon."

by titanicandthomasfan0 March 2, 2024


exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs

Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."

by FoxHart October 20, 2010