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Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.

Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual EVICTION NOTICE

by Unclenono October 10, 2021


Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.

Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual eviction notice

by Unclenono October 10, 2021


Iraqi Eviction Notice

1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments

2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.

SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019


Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.

A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.

by Excrushman December 14, 2023