Eviction

Eviction is when you get kicked out of a property. This tends to happen when you watch Logan Paul or Jake Paul (also known as fuck boys).

“The forced eviction happens to this idiot who watched Logan Paul”

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evict

To rape someone, generally anally.

"Bro you boutta get evicted"
"Oh shit bruh"

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evicted

(n.) -- The exclamation one makes when a cockroach is successfully zapped by an electric zapper

''Look, I finally zapped him for good. Evicted!''

overheard in an office kitchenette in Taipei, November 15, 2010

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Vaginal Eviction

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.

My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.

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Eisen Eviction

When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.

Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.

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backdoor eviction

Tactic used by landlord to get rid of a tenant when legal eviction isn't an option. Jacking the rent way up beyond the ability of the tenant to pay is probably the most common technique.

"After a dozen times trying to get the landlord to fix the toilet, he just came back on us with a backdoor eviction by doubling the rent - he knows damned well I can't pay it!"

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Eviction Pussy

A vagina that has been penetrated so hard and consistently that it no longer has walls; usually appears on thots, hoes and pornstars

Why would I want to fuck her brah? She got that eviction pussy.

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