Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text

Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!

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facetime girl

a girl that you tease on face time, and she yells stop or threatens to hang up.

your such a facetime girl

Facetime Orgy

When two couples fuck while on facetime with eachother

Shelby and Gina decided to facetime while fucking their boyfriends... WHAT A FACETIME ORGY!!

facetime pose

Similar to the famed "MySpace Pose", but on Apple's new iPhone. Involves holding the phone at an elevated level from the subject during video calling, so as to make them look better.

Dude with iphone: Kelly's trying to video call me!
Other dude: Quick, son hit up the facetime pose!
Dude with iphone (raising phone above his head and pushing talk): Oh! Hey Kelly. What chu doin?

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FaceTime Father

A father you only see in FaceTime

Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.

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O FaceTime

FaceTime on the iPhone for the purpose of titillating sex play resulting in orgasm.

I love it when our calls get sexy and we O FaceTime.

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facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

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