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Damn! That sock turns me on because of a fetish I have!
*rubs sock on self*
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fet·ish also fet·ich ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ftsh, ftsh)
n.
1. An object that is believed to have magical or spiritual powers, especially such an object associated with animistic or shamanistic religious practices.
2. An object of unreasonably excessive attention or reverence
3. Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.
4. An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment
1. The fetish was prayed to by many primitive tribesmen.
2. God.
3. Seeing shaved eyebrows aroused the woman greatly.
4. His fetish for death was outranked only with his fixation on survival.
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No... No. The "Play" thing doesn't make a difference you prick... And transactional relationships work just fine.
Hym "Hey, Jordan. Speaking of fetishes... What do you think about that article on Ron DeSantis' time at Guantonimo Bay? Seems to be the case that he's got a bit of a torture fetish! And it's worse than my thing because at least I have like a digital and temporal buffer between be and the act but HIM!? He was in the same room as it was happening... Laughing! Since everyone is giving him nicknames I'll try one: Torture Porn Ron! How's that? Good right? We all know how much Dr. JORDAN B. PETERSON feels about fetishes and stopping people with them from getting money and power so.... What do you think Jordan? What do you think about the fact that a senator that you've praised has participated in torture and found it hilarious? Any thoughts? You want to weaponize schizophrenia against him? What are you going to do? You have anything to say about it? No? Ok... I'll catch you later. You know what? I got one more."
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A certain thing that turns an individual on. Some are understandable, but most are just sick and fucked up. Realistic fetishes are "normal" but only losers have the unrealistic ones.
Common "real" fetishes: Big tits, chubby women, shaved...
Unrealistic fetishes (for losers): Furry, inflation, shemale, multiple breasts...
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When someone is turned on by someone who gets turned by feet. However, someone with a foot fetish fetish hates feet.
Jon: Put your shoes back on!
Kim: But I thought you had a foot fetish.
Jon: No, I have a foot fetish fetish. I only get turned on by people with foot fetishes.
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an object or piece or clothing or anyhting that makes u so hot and u must have it.
wow hey that guy has a pantyhose fetish...u can see them in that space between his pants and shoes
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Way too addicted to fucking sheep.
Why cant Cameron get another type of fetish? Sheep fuckin is so lame. Too bad we stretched his sister out so much...
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