feces, especially runny, explosive feces. Similar to "shart;" if shart is the action, fitch is the substance.
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Noun: (pl) Fitches
1. A derogatory term derived from "friend" and "bitch."
2. The worst kind of backstabbing frenemy.
Beyonce's friends secretly filmed her screwing Bob, and then sent the tape to his 70 year old mother. They were total fitches.
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When you don't have time to call someone a fucking bitch, call 'em a fitch!
Murder: ...And after you die, I will kill your momma! *Grabs knife and starts to aim for womans head*
Woman: You fitch!
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A fit bitch. Can be used affectionately for close friends (1) or used offensively for enemies or frenemies (2).
Often used to express jealousy about someone you hate.
(1)
Beth: Hey, fitch!
Megan: Hey there!
(2)
Beth: Megan's such a fitch. I hate her so freaking much.
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A person who gets laid alot, not neccesarily a man, or a complement, though it can be either of these.
Dude, that lady is a fitch. She has sex twice a night!
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Fake-bitching. When someone bitches for the sake of agreeing with someone, rather than because they actually feel the need or severely dislike the person.
sha'naynay: omg that girl is such a skank! she stole my boyfriend!
fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.
sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!
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