flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

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FLEM wad

A fan of the webcomic FLEM, or one who enjoys the cartoons of J. L. Grant - created 1999, origin unknown.

I knew he was a FLEM wad when he showed up at the club dressed like Faith in the Lesbian Ninja storyline.

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butt flem

the wet part of a wet fart. The part of a wet fart that people worry about staining their underware or panties.

Johnny's butt just hacked up a juicy heaping helping of BUTT FLEM....

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flem flom

a real small boy with a tiny dick the are closely related to faggots they have quiffs and have addictions to the cutes and pixels in overwatch flem floms are massive pussys and love the D!

that flem flom just touched his dick
guy 1 "he just spanked me"
guy 2 "I know hes such a flem flom"

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FANNY FLEM

Discharge from the vagina. Normally white in colour.

Stella pulled down her panties to find them filled with fishy fanny flem and buzzing with flies

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Debbie Flemming

Vomiting on a womans back while on a one night stand, during sexual intercourse. In the doggystyle position.

Man, I met this girl at the bar last night and when I was having sex with her I was so wasted, I did not want to stop to throw up in the bathroom, so I Debbie Flemminged on her back and kept going until I was finished having sex.

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Fet-Flem

The mucus that emits from your chest during and after the sesh after ingesting methamphetamine.
Fet-Flem sits on your chest and the only way to remove it from your system ia by a cough or a laugh.

*Coughs* "Fet-Flem"