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An overweight woman who is addicted to sex.
That flump crushed me last night!
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A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.
The flumping king flumped me last night.
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To flump: to hit softly without intention of hurting/damaging the subject. Usually done in playful annoyance/revenge, or through lack of anything else to do.
John flumped Jo with a pillow.
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To masterbate whilst taking a poo.
damn that was good flump, im going back for round two after dinner.
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When two mammals cram large quantities of marshmallows down each other's ears
Guy one: Man, I couldn't believe it when my gf said that she didn't think flumping was fun.
Guy two: Dude, dump her weird ass.
To faint, particularly in a teeny-booper little girl fashion.
OMG The Backstreet Boys are here! ::flump::
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The two pink squishy balls between a mans legs. Men find it highly pleasurable when these are gently stroked, sucked or fondled, however, they become agitated when they are in danger, and may even kill in order to protect them.
James liked putting dog food all over his flumps and inviting his dog to lick it off.
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