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The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.
Yo last night i fucked this 600lb chick with pink eye. It was a good flumpy plumpkin’
I met this girl on tinder, I knew she was fat from her pictures but it turned out she was just plain flumpy.
used by a legendary trickster, flumpy is a curse to make sure your opponent laughs forever. otherwise its just a really fucking funny word
#1: FLUMPY!
#2: AAAAAHHHHH-
The feeling of being tired and grumpy at the same time
Man i didnt sleep that well last night now im flumpy
When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.
Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!